• Pimped Cooked Valentine's Day Card - Cooked Concepts Commemorate Valentine's Day with a memorial to the day Captain Cook was offed by the Native Hawaiians in 1779. This is a pimped out card, with glitter embedded on the front to show that special someone you love them as much as you hate colonisation.
  • Pimped Cooked Valentine's Day Card - Cooked Concepts Commemorate Valentine's Day with a memorial to the day Captain Cook was offed by the Native Hawaiians in 1779. This is a pimped out card, with glitter embedded on the front to show that special someone you love them as much as you hate colonisation.
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Pimped Cooked Valentine's Day Card

Pimped Cooked Valentine's Day Card

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Express your love for that special person in your life with this pocket-sized, pimped out edition of our Valentine's Day card. This one ain't just glossy, it has the glitters over the top of our beautiful imagery of Captain James Cook being dispatched by the Native Hawaiians on February 14, 1779.

Why? Because decolonisation is sexy.

The card measures approximately 2.9x4.1 inches and is blank inside, so you can decide how you wanna pitch your message to your beloved. 

Comes with an envelope. Because, like, it would be weird if it didn't, no?

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